Find really rare song you’ve been looking for on website.
‘Listen’ button plays full song in high clarity.
Click on download link.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD OBVIOUSMALWARE.EXE?
…fuq u, website.
Find really rare song you’ve been looking for on website.
‘Listen’ button plays full song in high clarity.
Click on download link.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD OBVIOUSMALWARE.EXE?
…fuq u, website.

I saw this on Facebook and was like, “How the fuck do you misplace a three-year-old, and who needs Facebook to alert them to the fact that their child is missing?” But then I remembered that there was a devastating tornado up in Oklahoma recently and I felt like such an asshole.
The good news is, the child in question was happily reunited with their parents due to the Facebook signal boost.
I want to get one of these:
And name it Jean Luc.
I call him Charles.
OH.
MY.
FUCKING.
GOD.
I want to get one of these:

And name it Jean Luc.
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
It’s raining.The streets empty, bathed in the orange glow of streetlights.
They approach an intersection, and the car slows.
Tony smiling, his cocky little smile.
For a moment, they sit in silence.
And then Bruce speaks.
Sudden.
Unprovoked.
“I can’t do this anymore.”
Tony looks at him, bewildered.
Well and truly bewildered.
“Do what-?”
Bruce stares blankly through the windscreen.
“This. Us. Me and you.”
Tony’s mouth moves.
But it can’t seem to form words.
Bruce looks at him.
Sidelong.
Empty.
And reaches for the door.
Tony tries to stop him.
Tries to catch his hand.
It slips out from under his grasp as the door opens.
Bruce steps out of the car.
Into the cold, wet rain.
Tony watches as he walks away.
Into the darkness.
He doesn’t even look back.
And it’s not until he’s gone, long gone, that his throat finally works.
Croaking out a weak and pleading,
“Bruce-“
Red Light — David Nail [Youtube]
NT says: “You’re not very nice, you know.”
I’m watching a woman give birth to a Centaur baby on Xena right now and I’m not gonna lie ya’ll it’s not helping my Sleipnir feels at all.
If I wrote an AU fanfic where a not-horse (kinda-horse?) Sleipnir was the product of Thor and Loki (or Loki + adultery) would anyone read that or would I just lose followers?
My theatre professor just showed up at my back door and handed me a freshly cooked Cornish game hen on a paper plate.