I think the local churches are having a recruitment war.
Early this morning, the Jehova’s Witnesses came and tucked some literature in my door. Later, when I got home from work, I found a little baggie on my door from the baptist church with a lightbulb and an insert about how God can illuminate my life. (Also, curiously, they left a brand new broom on my porch as apparently the one I had was broken. I blame the neighbor’s dog.)
I’m just waiting for the Catholics now. Maybe they’ll bring me a free packet of crackers.
Dear Tumblr: I’m not dead. It’s finals.

(Source: asoftertrek)
Suddenly Riker
When I threaten to write parody lyrics of something, I usually do it. But I’ve also recorded this one. This is very, very silly. Full lyrics are on the SoundCloud link. Big ups to Holodeck Four!
Forever reblogging.
I feel like I should be ashamed that “Beauty and the Beast (Tale as Old as Time)” by Angela Lansbury reminds me of Spones.
I’m pretty sure the IT guy at the college had the hots for me. And he is fine. Fine like John Cho. The kind of fine that makes me wish I could tolerate penis, because goddamn.
Curse you lesbianism!






